Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes? A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade.
Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life? A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes? A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade.
Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life? A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
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